I found this funny piece of mail, and thought to share it with my blog-friends... :)
In a bid to try and BEAUTIFY Professional Titles do not be surprised to see:
| OLD TITLES | NEW TITLES |
| *Garden Boy | : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist |
| *House Maid | : Family Environs Upkeep Manager |
| *Receptionist | : Front Office Manager/Office Access Control |
| *Typist | : Printed Document Handler |
| *Messenger | : Business Communications Conveyer |
| *Window Cleaner | : Transparent Wall Technician |
| *Temporary Teacher | : Associate Tutor |
| *Tea Boy | : Refreshment Overseer |
| *Garbage Collector | : Public Sanitation Technician |
| *Watchman | : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer |
| *Prostitute | : Practical Sexual Relations Officer |
| *Thief | : Wealth Distribution Officer |
| *Driver | : Automobile Propulsion Specialist |
| *Maid | : Domestic Operations Specialist |
| *Employee without Portfolio | : Administration Manager |
| *Cook | : Food Preparation Officer |
| Do Not Forget | |
| Unemployed | : Township Management |
| Gossiping | : Research Management |
